Men are hogging all the equality!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal…

Sisters, do you know what we need?  We need some of that “equality” stuff.  See, equality is this magic fairy dust that you can get some of and it will make math easy and meaningless casual sex empowering.

But!  There is only so much equality fairy dust in the world.  Sisters, if you find math hard, if it troubles you to engage in meaningless hook ups, if you are 30 years old and your Women’s Studies degree has not yet landed you a fabulous job as a CEO of a superfun tech company where your work is like play, it is because all your equality has been stolen from you!

Do you know who stole your equality?  It’s easy to see whodunit.  Who are the engineers?  Who are all the tech people?  Who are all the CEOs?  That’s right, men, especially the white ones!  Somehow they got more equality fairy dust than we did, and that’s not fair.  They stole our equality!

They are literally hogging all the equality for themselves and won’t share any equality with anyone else!

What do we want?

Equality fairy dust!

When do we want it?



(h/t to VD for the image)

Thank goodness we have feminism, sisters!

Men, get busy building us ladies some equality boxes to stand on!

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.


9 thoughts on “Men are hogging all the equality!

  1. I love the “males can die” meme.

    “Males can die once they’ve spent every last intellectual, physical and emotional morsel of themselves giving never thankful, never contented females their due share, and the men’s share of equality fairy dust.” FIFY

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  2. I can’;t find the video of the bears having all that fun in a pond. Following that, there was a video of patient ducks condemning the bears for hogging the pond.
    I don’t think that ducks and bears are equal.


    • Fuzzie, care to comment on this? 🙂

      Authorities want to talk to a man who donned a fairly realistic bear costume — head and all — and wore it when harassing a bear and two sows trying to feed on pink salmon in an Alaska river […] “This is not the first time we’ve encountered a man in a bear suit,” Peters said.

      The other incident of a man in a bear suit came during the forest fair in Girdwood, just south of Anchorage, a few years back. That man’s arrest was captured on film for the now-canceled “Alaska State Troopers” reality TV show.


      • Sunshine,
        I have to repeat what I said after watching the Miley Cyrus twerking video.
        “It wasn’t me!”
        Some people take their fantasies too far. That man had a very ill conceived notion that could have got him killed and the bears destroyed.
        I don’t have a bear suit but, Farm Boy has had a lot of fun with his since Halloween. Kids love him!
        In all seriousness, that guy in Alaska may be very lonely. Human females can be very mean to their males. We’ll be seeing more loneliness driven behavior in the future.


  3. I want some equality in my risk for heart disease and in my car insurance rates… equality in my risk of violent death….are the feminists up for that?

    My doctor told me this week (this is true) that the best way to increase HDL levels is to be female. She didn’t think it would work when I told her to just call me Caitlyn, though. Nor was my wife impressed with the idea.

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    • Bike Bubba,
      A lot of these things that women to do NOT want to be equal with men on are catching up to them. As more stay single, there are more stresses and health related issues. They have also been catching up as insurance risks for driving too.


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